The Wrong Hole

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by Cristiano Caffieri

“Aren’t you Andrea Santos?”

She was a bit taken back by the sale clerk’s question.

“Do I know you?” she asked, feeling a little embarrassed at the idea of meeting someone who knew her. It was her first time in a sex toy store and she’d only done it because she was a visitor to Atlanta.

“You went to school in Jacksonville didn’t you?” he continued.

“Yes,” she replied weakly, wishing she could deny it.

“Wow, I used to have the biggest crush on you.”

“And you are?”

“Emerson Ford,” he smiled, waiting for her to say, “OMG fancy meeting you again.” But she didn’t she just peered at him as if digging deep into her memory.

Realizing she didn’t know him from Adam he suggested it might be the fact that he’d lost so much weight since high school. “I work out a lot,” he added, flexing his shoulders as if he was proud of his physique.

“OMG, are you Tubby Ford?” she exclaimed, and then realizing that wasn’t the best thing to say, she apologized profusely.

“Oh that’s OK, five years ago everybody called me that.”

“Well, you certainly look good now.”

“Can I help you with anything today,” he asked, now anxious to see if he could sell his old school mate something.

“Well I only came in out of curiosity; I’ve never been in a place like this before.”

Well, it’s nothing to be ashamed of,” he said, “we cater to movie and TV personalities, rock stars and you name it.”

“What kind of things do they buy?” she inquired.

“This is one of their favorites,” he said, taking a pink Rabbit from the shelf, “it’s apparently very satisfying.”

”You mean it makes them cum,” she smiled taking it from him and examining it carefully.

“Yes,” he spluttered, taken by surprise at her frank statement, “it makes them cum big time, you could try one out if you like.”

“Try it out?”

“Yes we have a little room at the back where you can try out any of the products, they are all sterilized and hermetically sealed in plastic after use.”

Seemingly casting aside all her inhibitions she told him to lead the way and after putting a Gone to Lunch sign on the door, he led her into the back. It was an Aladdin’s Cave of sexual aids and there was a special chair where female customers could lay back and slip one into their snatch.

“If you’d like to sit down there,” he said, pointing to the chair, “and take your panties off I’ll assist you with a demonstration.”

“Do you give this service to everyone?” she inquired.

“Just people I’ve had a crush on,” he laughed.

When she slipped off the panties and rolled up her skirt she revealed a very neatly trimmed pussy.

“This part goes into the vagina,” he explained, “and this little protrusion here stimulates the clitoris.”

Lubricating the device he gently parted her lips with his fingertips, slid it in and switched it on.

“Holy shit, that feels great,” she said, and she closed her eyes and just laid back as it buzzed away up her cunt.

When she came it was like pins and needles running through her whole body and she was shaking uncontrollably. When she opened her eyes she was shocked to see Emerson standing there with a big hard cock sticking out of his flies.

“I thought you might like to try the real thing,” he mused, waving his cock from side to side.

“Is this a service you offer to all your customers or only the ones you’ve had a crush on.”

Before he could answer she slipped off the seat and took it in her mouth. She fondled and sucked it until he coated her tonsils with a loving spoonful. After that, she took off her skirt and turned around with her nice round ass in the air and he grabbed onto her long black hair as if he was a caveman. Then he took her by surprise. With his free hand he dipped his fingers into a jar of lubricant plastered his cock with it and shoved it up her ass.

“OMG,” she cried out, “You’ve got it in the wrong hole.”

“No I haven’t he yelled,” as he slammed his balls against her nice round ass, and just kept pumping away until he blew his load.

“I didn’t tell say you could fuck my ass,” she stormed, slapping him across the face.

“Didn’t you like it?”

“That’s not the point – and you owe me.”

“What do you mean you owe you?”

“Bend over that chair,” she commanded.

She remembered that Tubby had always been a bit of a coward at school and true to form he did what she asked. Andrea picked up the Rabbit, dunked it in the lubricant and rammed it right up his ass and she showed no mercy.

When she felt he’d been punished enough she removed the dildo and he got up looking completely shattered. He tried to sit down to gather his thoughts but it was too painful.

She put her clothes on and was just about to leave when he asked,

“Aren’t you going to buy the Rabbit?”

“I will if you’ll suck it clean.”

He declined and she left with a smile on her face. THE END

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